Have you ever stepped out of your humble home on a chilly, November morning, and thought to yourself, "I would really like a taco,"? Were your wishes for this said taco thwarted by your humiliating uncertainty on the proper taco ingestion methods? My friend, you are not alone. Nor do you have to fear. Guidelines do exist on the proper way to eat a taco. They are simple, and very easy to commit to memory. …showed first 75 words of 757 total…

…showed last 75 words of 757 total…fullest extent of the taco-related enjoyment. If one only follows these simple guidelines, pertaining to proper taco consumption and etiquette, than no person should be refused the joy of tacos because their of simple ignorance. The taco preparation and consumption methods have now become an important goal attained only by following a few steps. First one prepares the taco, eats and savors it while reflecting on its majesty, and then cleans up and gives thanks.