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Humorous Creative Writing- "There goes my job" words: 1015

Title: Humorous Creative Writing- "There goes my job" words: 1015
Category: /Literature/Creative Writing
Details: Words: 1012 | Pages: 4 (approximately 235 words/page)
Humorous Creative Writing- "There goes my job" words: 1015
Hi. My name is Matt Timidus. I have been working at the toy store 'Toys r us' for 3 years so far, yet I never had this kind of catastrophe since my brother danced in bikini in a pole for paying the rent. It was horrible, horrible I tell you; I still can't believe it happened some days ago, but I can remember it as if it was yesterday... It was like any other day in …showed first 75 words of 1012 total…
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…showed last 75 words of 1012 total…was anything but myself. I started insulting the fat woman, then at the boy, then at everyone else. The man asked me what was my problem; my response was a fist right into his glasses. I didn't know what I was doing, I had gone totally mad, then, I did the worst thing I should had never done... ...so fifty minutes later I was here. Well, that's my story. So why are you in jail?

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