Sipping vodka- A priest who has a drink during a sermon.
Title: Sipping vodka- A priest who has a drink during a sermon.
Category: /Social Sciences
Details: Words: 276 | Pages: 1 (approximately 235 words/page)
Sipping vodka- A priest who has a drink during a sermon.
Category: /Social Sciences
Details: Words: 276 | Pages: 1 (approximately 235 words/page)
SIPPING VODKA
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he …showed first 75 words of 276 total…
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11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.