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«In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| About:
America and Americans
| Keywords:
arrested, blow up, catching, dolls, out of breath, police, reportedly, stealing, Virginia, West, West Virginia
«Yesterday American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of Iraqis. Not surprisingly, the Iraqis handed the British food back.»
«President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| About:
America and Americans
| Keywords:
Clinton, President Bush, President Clinton, signed
«Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
bob, bobbing, Bobs, bob up, bush, officials, President Bush, schedule, scheduled, schedules, scheduling, sponge, Sponges, tapes, taping, The News, The War, The White, The White House, White House
«In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
address, Alzheimer, backed, brain cell, brain cells, cell, diseases, Federal, funding, Parkinson, President Bush, prime, prime time, quote, right brain
«Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
African-American, African, Africans, called for, held up, location, Locations, museum, neighborhood, neighborhoods, Republicans
«Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
apparently, appearing, bob, Bob Dole, Britney, Britney Spears, commercial, dole, doled, doled out, doling, dysfunction, erectile, erectile dysfunction, Pepsi, speared, spears, yeah
«Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.»
«This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
«Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
announced, announcement, Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, California, flaky, Good News, governor, Governor of, Governor of California, resident, residents, run for, Schwarzenegger
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