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«When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.»
«When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.»
«When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.»
«We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.»
«Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.»
«When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.»
«When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.»
«We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.»
«When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
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«What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.»
Author: Oscar Wilde
(Critic, Dramatist, Novelist, Poet)
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